Fuking Tezzardz

Snazzy Fukkrs On The Tezos Blockchain

Hand Illustrated By George Goodwin (@omgidrawedit)

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What Are Tezzardz?

Tezzardz is a collection of programmatically, randomly generated snazzy little fukrs on the Tezos blockchain. Each and every one of these horrible little buggers is unique and illustrated by hand.

The Tezzardz collection consists of 4,200 pieces. Each piece is a combination of 97 hand-drawn traits, putting the possibilities into the billions. In addition, 6 super rare 1/1 hand-drawn Tezzardz are hidden within the collection.

Testimonials

If you don't own a Tezzardz you are ngmi!

Chris Wallace

Jpeg Dealer

Not even I can fud these!

artchick.eth

The Boss

Wtf have you done!?!

Rebecca Alford

Omg’s gf

Tell me more!

One starry night, George Goodwin (aka @omgidrawedit), who is a local Tezzardz breeder got wind of a break in at his hatchery. The intruder, unbeknownst to him at the time, wasn’t planning to steal his Tezzardz but was after their DNA.

After the intruder had already vanished, George asked his riled up Tezzardz about the break-in and was given the description depicted in the sketch. We CIA-d the fuk out of it and have identified the Tezzardz in the right picture.

A horrible little fukr. It is rumoured that the dev they are carrying in their bag is from objkt.com and enabled some horrible things to happen. They ended up using the original Tezzardz DNA to create many more, slightly different Tezzardz clones. A New Breed. A whole colony of these PRIKS!!

No, but wtf what is this?

Horrible little generative fukrs, mintable on Tezos, cheekily rocking their own FA2 token. These fukrs claim to be the first provably limited generative profile picture drop on Tezos.

How do you ensure a fair distribution of these fkrs?

The contract contains a provenance hash (An IPFS-hash that points to a document containing a mapping from token ids to a fingerprint of the art). This allows anyone to verify that we didn’t assign Tezzardz after minting them. Furthermore, at the start of the sale, the harbinger price oracle (https://harbinger.live/) is used to randomize the starting id of the sale.

What happens after I mint?

After you mint your Tezzardz, the tokens will be visible in your wallet and in your objkt.com collection page. Initially, you will only see the egg and all traits will be hidden. It’s only after the sale ends, that the actual Tezzardz will be revealed to you. It is planned for this to happen one day after the sale is over.

How many fukrs can be minted per wallet?

According to the breeder George, Tezzardz are social animals, that’s why we allow you to mint a whole lounge of them at once. They can be a handful though. We noticed that in bigger groups, they do tend to end up fighting each other. That’s why we decided to limit the amount of Tezzardz that can be bought at a time to 10, for your own and the little Fukrs safety.

Where can the fukrs be traded?

The Tezzardz FA2 tokens have their own collection on objkt.com and can be traded there.

Will we be able to breed Tezzardz in the future?

Are you out of your mind!?

Roadmap

There is no roadmap, lolz. You buy the Tezzardz for the art. There may or may not be benefits for holders down the line.

Provenance

Ipfs Hash: QmYZPNzf2dgQoek9PMc4ZtPoaGB6hWnibKw95NaLDMGgp5

Contract: KT1DdxmJujm3u2ZNkYwV24qLBJ6iR7sc58B9